OMG if this isnt the most epic phone convo I have ever had with someone from match.
So this guy sends me an email this morning asking me on a date. Get this…its his FIRST EMAIL to me and he asks me to go to an “Event” with him tonight. I tell him that its not happening. To which he replies inviting me to an event with him and his FAMILY on Saturday. WTF
An excerpt from our convo:
“What I do know is that I have a “good feeling” that we would be able to get along well, and if some fire gets started, then I think that good feeling could very well turn into a great romance. ;)No expectations, no pressure, I am really needing a friend, I would like to have someone to go walking with around this gorgeous setting where I live. I see couples everyday walking/ running together;…”
I reply that I am not interested in going on a meet and greet with the family and would prefer a one on one. He replies with this:
“I seriously hope that I didn’t “scare”you off because I really am never that quick with anyone that I have never met, let alone talk to before. I do want you to call me, because then you really will be able to hear it in my voice that I am much different.”
So…I take the bait and call him. I get into the convo of “what is your worst date ever?” He proceeds to tell me about how he basically randomly showed at this girls place of business without telling her was coming, just to say hi. I told him that was a total fucking creeper move. He gets quiet.
THEN he tells me about his 2nd disastrous date. He basically took this girl to Taco Bell, took her grocery shopping, then brought her back to his place where she proceeded to basically molest him. UMMMMMM is the only thing running through my head.
THEN as we are on the phone, tells me that he is getting another call. The other line ringing through is “a chick he met on a chat line” that is 21 and lives in Arkansas. WTF. I quickly tell him im exhausted and need to go.
I HOPE TO GOD he doesnt randomly find me. Lord knows what creepers have in their arsenal to find people. Luckily he has ZERO clue where I go to school or where I live. WOOT
So, the guy that I wrote about the other day. Yeah he returned. He messages me randomly…mind you I have deleted his number since that day. And the message says “If only we met at another time in our lives…” So I play along and its revealed thats it the creep from the other day with no car or self worth.
He proceeds to tell me that he now has a car and he feels better about himself and wants to take me out. He THOUGHT that was the deal breaker. I said “no friend, the deal breaker is the fact that you have a negative, shitty attitude about life, dating, and what you have to offer…NO WOMAN is going to date you no matter what car you drive…” Well I mean…MAYBE if he had a Maserati I might consider it, but I doubt thats what this guy is rocking.
Needless to say, I wished him well in his endless search for a “soul mate” and told him it was definitely NOT me.
~~Miss T.~~
Remember that perfect date I went on?
Yeah, we’re together now. And, this is so true. He treats me like a princess, in a non-pushover way.
He’s amazing
*Ms. P*
(Source: laughaboutmistakes)
An epic story of an online “match” in which a gentleman basically ruined it for himself before we even met.
I messaged him first to which he replied “Whats the catch?” Implying that maybe i was too good for him or possibly fake. I replied with a long winded email about his profile, mine etc. To which he replied again with a one sentence including his number. So i take the bait and text message him.
In a matter of 10 minutes, this man basically blows his entire chance of ever meeting me. He told me that he doesnt have a car, doesnt make much money, lost everything in his divorce, hates his wife, regrets all his life decisions to date, and cant seem to find anyone new to fall in love with. He finishes with “Im sure you will go running for the hills now too.” I replied “yes, you have basically made me NOT want to meet you ever. But good luck.”
THANK GOD I never had to endure an actual date with that guy. I would have had to pick him up for the date even! HA!
Lesson: Love yourself before you can remotely try and love anyone else. If it takes days, months, or years to figure out how to love yourself, just do it. It wont be beneficial to try a relationship until you can appreciate what you have to offer.
~~Miss T.~~
I keep telling myself this, not working too well
(Source: this--too--shall--pass)
is it okay to not be feeling it for a day?
our mid-day fun was great, but I’m still EH about him for now
I only get jealous when I lack commitment.
Unfortunately, I don’t like to ask for it. :-/
*Ms. P*
